Friday, April 21, 2006

honest things to ponder..

Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men....Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

3 Comments:

Anonymous chelle said...

hehehe love that!!!

8:36 AM  
Blogger Aeshema the Fury said...

grrrrrrr...I'll see your sexist comment and raise you one later! =0P

11:44 AM  
Blogger Daimushi said...

wow. that is so deep. no no, seriously. that was my moment of zen... it explains to me exactly why I keep getting sick from eating forest floor apples, and why women keep kicking me in the head...

6:22 PM  

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