Friday, January 06, 2006

Thoughts for 2006

I read this and thought of you my blogging friends…

10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER in 2006


Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one dies.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism .

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.A

ND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:We know exactly where one cow with 'mad cow disease' is located among the millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

5 Comments:

Blogger Aeshema the Fury said...

Very accurate...although I stopped reading at #8...the simple beauty and universal truth of #8 made me stop being hungry... =0)

Benticore
Out

3:27 PM  
Blogger Daimushi said...

I agree. I would only correct #6 slightly to read : Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you push one down the stairs... ;)

5:07 PM  
Blogger Copasetic Soul said...

i couldnt pick a favorite, they were all pretty good.

3:38 AM  
Blogger 4EverJennayNay said...

10 & 8 had to be my favorites... prolly will grow up to be away messages.

1:28 AM  
Blogger CousinSarah said...

UH, wasnt there a resolution to write???

LOOOOVE YOU.

11:38 AM  

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